Monday, June 23, 2008

Petey Green; How to Eat a Watermelon

This guy was actually a civil rights activist. He was in prison and went on to be a huge radio & tv personality in DC. There is a movie out called "Talk to Me" about his life starring Don Cheadle (see clip below)




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Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Gentlmen's Game: The Picnic


Picnic are a very touchy subject for me. I have been asked to do picnics before, but the though of me sitting on grass in my premium denim or getting dirt on my Jordans makes me cringe. But at last, I have come to realize picnics are almost mandatory in dating "neo-soul women" (see next week’s post how to bag a neo-soul chick) or women who own dogs. If you’re going to do it you might as well do it in style. The upside to picnics is they are an inexpensive way to rack up the cool points. It’s the summer so whether you’re in DC or NYC there is plenty of public places with great scenery to choose from. If you want to keep it safe- ask her what she likes. (Is it me are do all educated Black women love guacamole, maybe it is a new aphrodisiac- so be sure to throw that in there). Be creative, I don’t think store bought fried chicken will impress her. Try fresh fruits and champagne. There are all sorts of sleek picnic basket out there. My personal favorite is in picture. It runs about $200. (cop here) The trunk comes with two wine glasses, two melamine plates, cutlery, a corkscrew, two cotton napkins and salt and pepper shakers. It has a fold out table attached with it is well. And fellas remember “Life is a gentlemen’s game!!”

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Young Chris- Never Die




Oddly enough I am feeling this record

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Backyard Outdoor Theater System




Summer is here and if you want to impress your friends-This is crazy. It is a weatherproof Backyard Outdoor Theater System by Frontgate. It comes with 80 watt speakers, 12' movies screen, and projector. (cop here) It will you you about 3g's. I don't recommend throwing on BootyTalk 76, the neighbors kids may be playing in their backyard. This is great for outdoor parties and BBQs- or throw Love Jones on and set out a blanket. Cost:$3,000 Getting busy in your backyard: Priceless!!

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Friday, June 13, 2008

Lines that in retrospect were sort of corny, but work...

Me getting my text message game on smash like Kwame Kilpatrick.

Me:I am going to save your name in my phone on speed dail under "F".
Her: But my name starts with an "L"
Me: F is for future, and I see a bright one with you in it.

(I repeat do not use that one)

Me & C-gran in Georgetown a couple weeks ago while a fly older women walks by:

Me:"You're the reason why my mother told me to study hard and go to school. So one day i can have a georgous women in my life just like you."
Her: Your mom is a smart women.
Me: I think we should do lunch...
Her: Sure give me a call...

C-Gran: HOW the f@#$ did that line work!!
Me: Shit, I am just as surprised as you are..

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Another one:
Her: I am not sure what I want to do with my life.
Me: You have to step out of your comfort zone, try new things, do things you wouldn't normally do. This way you build confidence in yourself. The only way to do that is by not being scared to try new things.
Her: Like what?
Me: Like sleeping with me for example

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Grown Man Crib: Vintage Phone




Gentlemen, there is nothing that turns a women on more than a well-furnished apartment (except for the "Duo"- but I'll save that for next weeks blog). So if you are looking for an inexpensive way to add a little bit a flair to your place, get one of these vintage replica phones. My personal two favorites are the replica of a London phone booth, and the replica of a NYC payphone. For under $200 dollars it makes a great addition to any place, and a great talking piece to break the ice. I personally being the fly dude I am would probally go with a more vintage look. There is a very big selection to choose from- you can cop it from here .

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Excerpts from The Best Dressed Intern- The Date With A Stranger


The reason my friends call me the “Black George Costanza”, is because funny shit happens to me that wouldn’t happen to anyone else. I couldn't make it up if I wanted to.

This is a story my friends love to bring up.

One day, a couple years ago I was in the mall doing what I do best- sneaker shopping. As I am passing by Arden B (they always have bad women working in there) I see this tall slim chick. She has pretty unique look; chinky eyes, and strong defines lines on her face. You couldn't tell where she was from Black, Chinese, Dominican, Cuban or Arabian. Now anyone that knows me knows I am great with faces. I can remember someone’s face I went to pre-k with. I am thinking to myself that she looks like my man's, Bradley's cousin Nicole. So I walk in and say "what's good long time no see." She replies "I know it’s been years. WOW!!" Now as she is saying "wow" it isn’t a regular "wow". It is one of those "shit you look a lot better than I remember you wow."
She is smiling dead in my face now. I look at my watch it is about 8, and the mall closes at nine and honestly I don’t like to shop rushed, I recommend that we get together sometime, she tells me she gets off at nine. ( I remember this day clear as yesterday because it was the first time I had ever seen Adidas Rod Lavers in leather instead of mesh- I was so excited I bought the new pair and put them on, and left my old pair right in the middle of the store). So I meet back at Arden B at nine, she says there is a lounge that has poetry night we should go to. Can this day get any better? First new Rod Lavers, and now I stumble upon not just any poetry night, but "Erotic Poetry Night" (I can't make this shit up!!)

So we grab a table, and sitting at the tables next to us are two hot lesbians kissing each other lightly (sweet!!). At this point the truth is I was still pretty new to drinking and barely drank unless on dates. She orders an Incredible Hulk, I tell the waiter I’ll have the same. The conversation is minimal, as we are listening to the erotic poetry (imagine Maya Angelou meet Girl 6). After 3 Incredible Hulks apiece, listening to a couple poets, and sneaking glances at to two young ladies at the next table kissing Nicole nods she is ready to go. So we decide her place is the next move.

What a great night, but of course this wouldn't be a Scottward “B.G.C” story if something crazy didn’t happen. We are on the couch (of course she changed into a wife beater and sweats). We start kissing and she says to me "I always wanted to talk to you in high school, but you dated Michelle." As my hands are reaching to take off her bra, I realize I didn’t go to high school with Nicole, and I never dated a girl named Michelle- EVER!!

I sobered up quick- Is her name Nicole??!! But even crazier, has she confused me for some high school crush!! I start to backtrack to the beginning of the night. We never said each other’s name, I just automatically assumed she was Nicole. We are still on the couch kissing, she is kissing my neck, my chest..I know where this is going. Oh boy!! Now do I tell her I am not who she thinks I am?? By now she is tugging on my belt, and I whisper lightly "we didn’t go to highschool together" She is undoing the zipper. I am thinking what the fuck should I do. Part of me just want to be quiet and see how this plays out. But the part of me my mother raised whispered again a little louder "we didn’t go to high school together" This time she heard me. She jumps up standing there topless and confused. I say "Shorty there may be some confusion, is your name Nicole" She says "yes". Then she asks me "Is your Kev?" Now I am standing there with my pants around my ankle, and we are just staring at each other dumbfounded and I say "no". She quickly puts on her shirt. I start to giggle. Sensing she didn’t find any humor in the situation I stopped. I told her "don’t worry I will see myself out."

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Dont forget to pull out...


Gentlemen, the number one rule is decoracting your apartment is find ways to make it look like it is bigger than it really is (that means not staking 50 nike sneaker boxes in your bedroom). This is a must have for those that like sleekness. At first glance it looks like a regular dresser but pulls out into a desk. Good buy at only $500. Cop it here.

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What I do, act more foolishly. More Louie V....


Louie V headband and gymset for those of us that one to stunt on the treadmill. I have to get this. lol. $300 for a headband and towel. Not to be used to wipe to her off after sex!! Cop it here.

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

New Video From Nas - Be a N***er Too




and a Throwback Video from Nas
The World is Yours

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

N.E.R.D - Seeing Sounds Album



1. Intro/Time For Some Action
2. Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom)
3. Windows
4. Anti Matter
5. Spaz
6. Yeah You
7. Sooner or Later
8. Happy
9. Kill Joy
10. Love Bomb
11. You Know What
12. Laugh About It


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G4 Banger of the Week!!- Lloyg- Girls Around the World

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Welcome to The Non-Party Life : Recognize at the Smithsonian

For all you Hip-Hop heads that are looking for something to do while in DC during the daytime; check out the "RECOGNIZE! Hip Hop and Contemporary Portraiture"
Now through October 26, 2008

Which is an exhibit put together by six artists and one poet whose work is very unique because of how they have approached hip hop culture through the lens of portraiture, and, in combination, their contributions highlight its freshness and essence.

The exhibit is located at the Smithsonian's National Portrait Gallery located at 8th and F Streets NW, Washington, DC. Good Thing is admission is FREE. Museum Hours are 11:30am- 7:00pm daily, so check it out. You can take pictures of select portraits but the experience is amazing. If you want more information about the exhibit go to http://www.npg.si.edu/exhibit/recognize/.

by C-Gran aka Both Feet Out The Game

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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Throwback Video of the Week- Total, Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, Da Brat - No One Else


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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Grown Man Crib- Sydney Lounge Chair













Looking to revamp the living room on a budget. Order two of these, and place one on each side of your couch. Or instead of spending a grip on a couch set, get two of these and a love seat at a discount furniture store. Gentlemen, make her feel comfortable. Tell her to kick her feet up on one of these. Oddly enough when women are laying down, as opposed to sitting up the convo becomes much better!! Cop here for only $250- You can't beat that!!

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LOL- this kid is gansta!!

This son slaps his mom on national TV. This kid is amazing.

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The Fresh Bite Mark Story

So one of my best friends calls me to tell me this story....

"Scott, whats popping? You wouldn't believe what happened last night. This chick has been trying get up with me for the past week or so, and I finally go by her spot to see her. Next thing you know I am in the room with her, and its about to jump off. I thought it was odd that she wouldn't take her t-shirt off, but whatever, so now we are having sex. The lights are off but there is light shining from her computer screen. So as I am having sex I start noticing bruises on her butt, legs and hips, she is trying pull her t-shirt down. I stop like what the fuck is this?? Because now I realize the bruises are all over her upper body.

She then tells me this: "I have been trying get u over here all week, and you always had an excuse. So I called someone else over here to have sex with, but he was wack, so to make it more exciting I told him to bite me HARD! He got a lil carried away."

My friend finishing story: "at this point I am thinking- this chick has bite marks all over her, and they are fresh bruises, like this dude was over here a day or so ago."

Me to my friend: "damn thats fucked up? So what did you do? Did you leave?"

My friend to me: "hell naw!! I started biting her dumb ass too!!!".

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Sneaky Steve Rodeo- On the fence about these..let me know

























So I was in Urban Outfitters in Miami and saw these. The brand is called Sneaky Steve. i never heard of them, but this sneaker is sort of fresh. The black is great for an alternative to wearing hard bottoms, and the white is great for the summer. They will run you about $120. Leave your thoughts. They didn't have my size so I ordered them online. Cop them here.

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