Nike Hyperdunk Commercial- These are pretty funny
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Hyperdunk Commercials
Grown Man Crib: All Black Playing Cards
Why Not? Good if you have black coffee table. Small cost for the reaction. $16. Cop Here.
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Grown Man Crib: Step up your Place. DNA Artwork
Looking for an interesting way to spice up your place. This is great way to add a personal touch. DNA 11 will take a print of anyone's lip print and make it into a piece of art. Cop it here. Runs about $300.
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Song of the Week
I am really feeling this song right here. Reminds me of Lauren Hill. Jazmine Sullivan has been writing hits for other people, so I guess now is her time to shine. Here is also a clip of her at age 11 performng at the Apollo.
BluWash
Now I know a member of the G4 Crew (No names) that believes it is a sin to wash his jeans, because he doesn't want to mess up the color or quality. But at last a way to wash your $250 jeans with no worries. Bluwash- runs about $18, but well worth it. Cop it here.
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008
How to Pronounce Designer Names Tutorial
Found this Tutorial online. Thought it would be great for all of you who go to the high-end stores and dont want to get laughed at behind your back by that beautiful sales associate.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
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Monday, June 23, 2008
Petey Green; How to Eat a Watermelon
This guy was actually a civil rights activist. He was in prison and went on to be a huge radio & tv personality in DC. There is a movie out called "Talk to Me" about his life starring Don Cheadle (see clip below)
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Gentlmen's Game: The Picnic
Picnic are a very touchy subject for me. I have been asked to do picnics before, but the though of me sitting on grass in my premium denim or getting dirt on my Jordans makes me cringe. But at last, I have come to realize picnics are almost mandatory in dating "neo-soul women" (see next week’s post how to bag a neo-soul chick) or women who own dogs. If you’re going to do it you might as well do it in style. The upside to picnics is they are an inexpensive way to rack up the cool points. It’s the summer so whether you’re in DC or NYC there is plenty of public places with great scenery to choose from. If you want to keep it safe- ask her what she likes. (Is it me are do all educated Black women love guacamole, maybe it is a new aphrodisiac- so be sure to throw that in there). Be creative, I don’t think store bought fried chicken will impress her. Try fresh fruits and champagne. There are all sorts of sleek picnic basket out there. My personal favorite is in picture. It runs about $200. (cop here) The trunk comes with two wine glasses, two melamine plates, cutlery, a corkscrew, two cotton napkins and salt and pepper shakers. It has a fold out table attached with it is well. And fellas remember “Life is a gentlemen’s game!!”
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Backyard Outdoor Theater System
Summer is here and if you want to impress your friends-This is crazy. It is a weatherproof Backyard Outdoor Theater System by Frontgate. It comes with 80 watt speakers, 12' movies screen, and projector. (cop here) It will you you about 3g's. I don't recommend throwing on BootyTalk 76, the neighbors kids may be playing in their backyard. This is great for outdoor parties and BBQs- or throw Love Jones on and set out a blanket. Cost:$3,000 Getting busy in your backyard: Priceless!!
Friday, June 13, 2008
Lines that in retrospect were sort of corny, but work...
Me getting my text message game on smash like Kwame Kilpatrick.
Me:I am going to save your name in my phone on speed dail under "F".
Her: But my name starts with an "L"
Me: F is for future, and I see a bright one with you in it.
(I repeat do not use that one)
Me & C-gran in Georgetown a couple weeks ago while a fly older women walks by:
Me:"You're the reason why my mother told me to study hard and go to school. So one day i can have a georgous women in my life just like you."
Her: Your mom is a smart women.
Me: I think we should do lunch...
Her: Sure give me a call...
C-Gran: HOW the f@#$ did that line work!!
Me: Shit, I am just as surprised as you are..
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Another one:
Her: I am not sure what I want to do with my life.
Me: You have to step out of your comfort zone, try new things, do things you wouldn't normally do. This way you build confidence in yourself. The only way to do that is by not being scared to try new things.
Her: Like what?
Me: Like sleeping with me for example
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Grown Man Crib: Vintage Phone
Gentlemen, there is nothing that turns a women on more than a well-furnished apartment (except for the "Duo"- but I'll save that for next weeks blog). So if you are looking for an inexpensive way to add a little bit a flair to your place, get one of these vintage replica phones. My personal two favorites are the replica of a London phone booth, and the replica of a NYC payphone. For under $200 dollars it makes a great addition to any place, and a great talking piece to break the ice. I personally being the fly dude I am would probally go with a more vintage look. There is a very big selection to choose from- you can cop it from here .
Excerpts from The Best Dressed Intern- The Date With A Stranger
The reason my friends call me the “Black George Costanza”, is because funny shit happens to me that wouldn’t happen to anyone else. I couldn't make it up if I wanted to.
This is a story my friends love to bring up.
One day, a couple years ago I was in the mall doing what I do best- sneaker shopping. As I am passing by Arden B (they always have bad women working in there) I see this tall slim chick. She has pretty unique look; chinky eyes, and strong defines lines on her face. You couldn't tell where she was from Black, Chinese, Dominican, Cuban or Arabian. Now anyone that knows me knows I am great with faces. I can remember someone’s face I went to pre-k with. I am thinking to myself that she looks like my man's, Bradley's cousin Nicole. So I walk in and say "what's good long time no see." She replies "I know it’s been years. WOW!!" Now as she is saying "wow" it isn’t a regular "wow". It is one of those "shit you look a lot better than I remember you wow."
She is smiling dead in my face now. I look at my watch it is about 8, and the mall closes at nine and honestly I don’t like to shop rushed, I recommend that we get together sometime, she tells me she gets off at nine. ( I remember this day clear as yesterday because it was the first time I had ever seen Adidas Rod Lavers in leather instead of mesh- I was so excited I bought the new pair and put them on, and left my old pair right in the middle of the store). So I meet back at Arden B at nine, she says there is a lounge that has poetry night we should go to. Can this day get any better? First new Rod Lavers, and now I stumble upon not just any poetry night, but "Erotic Poetry Night" (I can't make this shit up!!)
So we grab a table, and sitting at the tables next to us are two hot lesbians kissing each other lightly (sweet!!). At this point the truth is I was still pretty new to drinking and barely drank unless on dates. She orders an Incredible Hulk, I tell the waiter I’ll have the same. The conversation is minimal, as we are listening to the erotic poetry (imagine Maya Angelou meet Girl 6). After 3 Incredible Hulks apiece, listening to a couple poets, and sneaking glances at to two young ladies at the next table kissing Nicole nods she is ready to go. So we decide her place is the next move.
What a great night, but of course this wouldn't be a Scottward “B.G.C” story if something crazy didn’t happen. We are on the couch (of course she changed into a wife beater and sweats). We start kissing and she says to me "I always wanted to talk to you in high school, but you dated Michelle." As my hands are reaching to take off her bra, I realize I didn’t go to high school with Nicole, and I never dated a girl named Michelle- EVER!!
I sobered up quick- Is her name Nicole??!! But even crazier, has she confused me for some high school crush!! I start to backtrack to the beginning of the night. We never said each other’s name, I just automatically assumed she was Nicole. We are still on the couch kissing, she is kissing my neck, my chest..I know where this is going. Oh boy!! Now do I tell her I am not who she thinks I am?? By now she is tugging on my belt, and I whisper lightly "we didn’t go to highschool together" She is undoing the zipper. I am thinking what the fuck should I do. Part of me just want to be quiet and see how this plays out. But the part of me my mother raised whispered again a little louder "we didn’t go to high school together" This time she heard me. She jumps up standing there topless and confused. I say "Shorty there may be some confusion, is your name Nicole" She says "yes". Then she asks me "Is your Kev?" Now I am standing there with my pants around my ankle, and we are just staring at each other dumbfounded and I say "no". She quickly puts on her shirt. I start to giggle. Sensing she didn’t find any humor in the situation I stopped. I told her "don’t worry I will see myself out."
Dont forget to pull out...
Gentlemen, the number one rule is decoracting your apartment is find ways to make it look like it is bigger than it really is (that means not staking 50 nike sneaker boxes in your bedroom). This is a must have for those that like sleekness. At first glance it looks like a regular dresser but pulls out into a desk. Good buy at only $500. Cop it here.
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What I do, act more foolishly. More Louie V....
Louie V headband and gymset for those of us that one to stunt on the treadmill. I have to get this. lol. $300 for a headband and towel. Not to be used to wipe to her off after sex!! Cop it here.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
N.E.R.D - Seeing Sounds Album
1. Intro/Time For Some Action
2. Everyone Nose (All the Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom)
3. Windows
4. Anti Matter
5. Spaz
6. Yeah You
7. Sooner or Later
8. Happy
9. Kill Joy
10. Love Bomb
11. You Know What
12. Laugh About It
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